ALLEGRA BOVERMAN/Staff photo. Gloucester Daily Times. Gloucester: "A Thousand Channels and there's STILL Nothing to Watch" is an original play written by the fifth graders at West Parish Elementary School. It will be performed for the public at 7 p.m. on Thursday at the school at 10 Concord St. Singing in the mock History Channel segment of "Roman Empire - Toga Party Tonight!" are from left: Caroline O'Leary, Leah Rudolph and Bailey Marshall.