ALLEGRA BOVERMAN/Staff photo. Gloucester Daily Times. Gloucester: "A Thousand Channels and there's STILL Nothing to Watch" is an original play written by the fifth graders at West Parish Elementary School. It will be performed for the public at 7 p.m. on Thursday at the school at 10 Concord St. From left, performing as if they were on MTV, are: Luke Pata, Max Howlett, James Nelson and Sean Reardon. Not shown are Austin Monell, Johanna Couture-Porcaro and Ella Brisbois who were also performing with them during their performance for classmates on Wednesday.