ALLEGRA BOVERMAN/Staff photo. Gloucester Daily Times. Gloucester: "A Thousand Channels and there's STILL Nothing to Watch" is an original play written by the fifth graders at West Parish Elementary School. It will be performed for the public at 7 p.m. on Thursday at the school at 10 Concord St. From left, performing a "commercial" for "Chicken Hat or the Egg?," a hat store, are, Leah Rudolph, Ezra Mendoza, Jacob Burnham, Cole Ventimiglia, Nico Taormina, James Nelson and Luke Pata.

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